As with any Halloween I have no idea what I am going to be. As you get older you begin to understand the party-pooper that you used to scoff at, who would show up to the annual Halloween party dressed up in a simple t-shirt that read "THIS Is My Halloween Costume". My creativity is running dry. I've gone through my slutty phase (Do female cops wear skirts so short that the world is their gynecologist? No, but try telling that to the Halloween costume companies!), my elaborate phase ( Aunt Bedelia from CREEPSHOW, complete with ill-fitting stockings, half empty liquor bottle and skillfully applied 'old lady' makeup. Eat your heart out Savini!) and my dark phase ( I briefly considered going as one of the Mansion chicks. Shut up, I didn't.) Also, due to a tough economy, my mind is on my money. Perhaps I am now in the work-80-hours-and-protect-my-future phase.

In addition, let's face it, as life gets busier and Halloween after Halloween seems to fly by like pages on one of those movie calenders, a night of snickers bars, Bela Lugosi movies and doling out goodies to cute little trick r' treaters is looking more and more, well, comforting. It's getting easier and easier to pass up a Hallows Eve shindig where a costume is required to even get in the door.

In short, Halloween costumes are expensive and time consuming. Making fun of people is free and effortless!

So, get cozy in your chair, ignore that strange noise you hear upstairs and join me in looking at the silly rags that are passing this year for Halloween costumes.


GIRLS GONE WILD

Girls usually have two choices for their Halloween costumes, regular whore or super deluxe whore and this Halloween is no exception. 



No Halloween would be complete without someone sexualizing a group of child wizards! What's next? Dora the Explorer in fishnets? The One Whose Name Shall Not Be Mentioned? How about The Girl Whose Ass Shall Not Be Showing.

 

Nothing is hotter than a doll possessed by the soul of a killer who is hellbent on killing and tormenting a boy and his mom. I TOTALLY get it.



I have a feeling if a girl actually wore this costume out in public the next sound to be heard would be the Law and Order "DUH DUH" sound with a group of special victims unit detectives surrounding her mutilated corpse trying to figure out who raped Princess Leia.



This ad for this one reads, "No one can resist her alluring ways! Oh, be careful she may look like a sweet treat, but she has a few tricks that your fait will meet!" Who wrote this? A pedophile? Wednesday Addams was 12 years old! I'll tell you what your fait will meet, Chris Hansen and a guest spot on TO CATCH A PREDATOR.



THE KIDS ARE NOT ALRIGHT

Wow, kids have a variety of choices. They can either be musically talented child molesters, religious figures or dead rap artists!



Micheal Jackson? Really? These costumes must be flying off the shelves. I wonder if the costume comes with bribe money and roofies?



Wow, you know a kid's parents are off-the-hook awesome when they make their son go as Jesus for Halloween. I do wonder though if Jesus really does looks like Zach Galifianakis from The Hangover?



I don't know what this is. All I know is that we have to kill it.



This has to be the saddest Halloween kid costume ad I have seen in a while. The kid looks like he is about to go 12 rounds with Mike Tyson and has completely lost the will to live. 100 bucks says that the black eye is real.



A DOUCHEBAG SAYS WHAT?

We've all seen him, the guy who has absolutely no inner filter on how to dress, act or talk. The guy who wears a "Liquor Up Front, Poker In The Rear" t-shirt IN PUBLIC and wonders why the ladies aren't all over him. A wide variety a guys can fit into this category though and Halloween them an excuse to up their douchebag quotients. The worst part? They think they look cool doing it.

Most of these need absolutely no commentary.









oh good, it's the same jackass male model with the 'Hey, I'm being a scamp, I know it.' expression on his face, complete with the "Who, Me?" hand pose.



What grown man would dress this way? OH god, what a comedian! A beloved Disney Character is knocked up. How inappropriate and cutting edge of you!



I CAN'T PLACE THE FACE

Do you want to be asked, "Who are you supposed to be?" all night? Then try on one of these masks!


Larry from The 3 Stooges, um, yeah, I can see it.



Hilary Clinton



Arnold Schwarzenegger



OJ Simpson





SOUL MATES FROM HELL

I wish I didn't feel this way but couples costumes make me want to throw up. To me it's the equivalent of saying, "We are one person now!". Trust me, guys only like doing this if the couple costumes are hot. A sexy showgirl and a gunslinger? Yeah. Mama and Poppa Smurf? Not so much.



Ok, we get it. You're a couple and you enjoy taunting the rest of us with sexual innuendo. His plug fits into your socket, got it! Yes sir, NO ONE has more hot sex that a married couple who dress alike on Halloween.



This is just weird and the sexually suggestive slogans on their bibs only makes it worse.



Sonny and Cher, right? Yeah. I Got You Babe! It looks like you've also got your hands on several gallons of Ben and Jerry's



THE PURELY RIDICULOUS

These need a category all of their own.




Another fun kid costume! Gandalf or Gregg Allman..you decide!



Hear ye! Hear ye! Who am I? A high society Parisian judge with a lazy eye, that's who!



This is like if Tony Soprano were to be stranded on a desert island for a year.



Barackula! 


Well, that was fun! What was that? You think someone is upstairs? Oh wow. Huh? Now, they're coming down the stairs, obviously after being tipped off to your presence because of your laughter? Ugh, sorry about that. I guess you should have been thinking about survival and not concentrating on my article. Bummer.

Damn me and my talent! Well, if I don't see you again, Happy Halloween.


 

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I know I've thrown a lot of these at you the last couple of days but these clips just keep getting better and better.  This one takes place on a roof top where a couple are about to be rescued when things go horribly wrong.

Some more awesome alien action and amazing FX. 

Here's the official synopsis and the clip follows.

After a late night party, as a group of friends are awoken in the dead of the night by an eerie light beaming through the window. Like moths to a flame, the light source is drawing people outside before they suddenly vanish into the air. They soon discover an otherworldly force is swallowing the entire human population off the face of the earth. Now our band of survivors must fight for their lives as the world unravels around them.


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Premiering Halloween night at 10 PM THE WALKING DEAD is without a doubt the most eagerly anticipated genre event this haunt season. 

Hype has been huge and expectations are even more huge and all the clips and interviews we have featured just seem to confirm the fact that this is going to be one kick butt television event.

Case in point, check out this amazing five minute segment from the first episode.  Once you see it, you won't be able to NOT be there for the premiere on Sunday night.


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MIDNIGHT MOVIE is one kick butt slasher flick.  I fear a lot of you haven't checked this one out yet and you really should.

It's a way better than average slash and stalk flick with a really original and interesting twist.

It's been out for a while but it's getting a re-release in something they are calling a KILLER CUT.  Don't have a ton of details yet but I do know that they are expecting to release it first of the year.

They have done up a trailer for this impending release and a promise of much more release info has been given.

For now, enjoy the trailer and check back here often for the latest info.


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Hot on the heels of the first clip tonight I have another look at SKYLINE.  We get to see a lot of the alien this time around and I've got to say, these FX look top notch.

In this clip we've got a couple of survivors attempting to out run one of the "things"  It don't work out so well for all of them.

Nov. 12th is the release date.

Enjoy the clip:


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