Ah, Alligator.
A film from my youth. This baby was
released the same year I graduated High School. Man, I'm old.
From director Lewis Teague who had made
a career out of making horror films based around nature and animals
comes what just may be his finest moment. A lot of folks think that
CUJO is his masterpiece and I would have to agree that it is right up
there but Alligator holds a special place. A roaring tribute to
late 70's, early 80's film making Alligator is a one stop shop for
all the cliches that todays films parody. The story is simple and
fantastic. A young boy purchases a baby alligator which he keeps in
an aquarium in his room. Dad ends up flushing the little guy down
the crapper. We see him swirling, swirling and then he's gone. We
watch as the exits the sewer pipe deep in the bowels of the city. It
seems though that some chemical company has also been dumping some
stuff they shouldn't have into that same sewer and when our little
pet starts feeding he over the course of about 12 years grows into a
huge hulking monster.
Folks start showing up dead in and
around the sewer entrances and our local cop with a bad attitude is
put on the case of what appears to be a serial killer. Things just
don't add up though and before long our hero has figured out that
what he is dealing with is no man but a man made monster.
Filled to the rims with TV actors that
anyone over the age of 30 will recognize the minute they see them (
you know, the ones that you know the fact but not their names) the
film is joyfully over acted and completely enjoyable. A little
bloodier then I remember from my youth this transfer is freaking
beautiful. The film has never looked so good, actually it looks so
good that some of the iffy special effects end up looking worse for
the ware but a small trade off for the rest of the film to shine so
brightly.
The scene where our super gator breaks
through the city street is great and I love how the alligator really
doesn't move much or quickly yet people seem to get caught in its
mouth and can't escape its death grip. Laughable, but in a good way,
if that makes any sense.
The climatic attack scene where our
giant friend shows up at a wedding being attended by all the major
players in the film as well as all the important people from the city
(mayor, police chief, etc) is well worth the wait all though you see
the set up coming from a mile away and again it is laughable but in a
good way.
The first in a long line of memorable
early 80's monster fare, ALLIGATOR is a must own title and should be
required viewing for all horror fans young and old.
ALLIGATOR is available now from
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