Would you like some horror with your controversy? After Dante’s firecracker Homecoming and Carpenter’s bland Pro-Life, Rob Schmidt’s Right to Die tackles the euthanasia issue. While it’s a bit fun to see
horror filmmakers tackling red-versus-blue scenarios with flying gore, there’s
a risk that the stories can get too mired in cultural reference to work on
their own terms.
In this latest horror polemic, Martin Donovan plays Cliff, husband
to Abby (Julia Andersen) a wife who doesn’t love him anymore. Fate intervenes, and she ends up a hunk of
jerky on a stretcher. Cliff wants to end
her misery. Meanwhile, her mother
shamelessly enlists the public in a crusade to keep her charred husk of a
daughter alive. What neither suspects is
that Abby might have her own thoughts on the subject.
Every time that she flat-lines, she can transmute herself
into ghost form. This form is ethereal
enough to disappear in a moment, but corporeal enough to have euphoric sex with
her husband in a hot tub. Isn’t it odd
how, in this series, women never look bored during sex? It also allows her to stake out people who
she deems worthy of death.
In the episode’s most absurd moment, Cliff’s lawyer (Corbin
Bernsen) finds himself stuck to a wall due to an enormous hospital magnet (!), courtesy
of the disembodied Abby. After five
minutes of buildup, he takes off his watch.
Then Abby sets him on fire. Why
didn’t she set him on fire before?
Because then we couldn’t have a protracted sequence where he really,
really needs to take off his watch.
While that scene lacks punch, other scenes compensate. The hot tub freak-out works well, and I
especially liked how Cliff’s cell phone gives him a gruesome clue later. One scene is brilliant dark comedy, as a
dazed Cliff rushes through the hallways of the hospital with a cooler. What’s in the cooler? It’s probably not soda. Those scenes give clever twists to the setup,
many eliciting dark chuckles from a genre nut like me. New is always invigorating, even if it only
lasts for a few seconds.
Working against those bizarre moments is a shockingly good
Martin Donovan. He plays everything
low-key, and lets the insanity prance around him. His face communicates much by doing almost
nothing. It’s the antithesis of Meat
Loaf’s rapturous excess in Pelts, but it’s just what this story
needs. When a last act revelation
redefines everything, Donovan makes it seem like an inevitable conclusion,
instead of the cheat it is.
Rob Schmidt (Wrong Turn) directed the episode. The man is unafraid to show off disgusting
imagery, which is a plus, but there are very few risks here. Had the story been willing to turn a few more
conventions on their ears, Right to Die
would be a success. The episode is
solid, no doubt, and worth watching. But
the series is worth watching anyway, because each week promises something new,
an episode that some fans will respond to more than others. Right
to Die works, but I suspect that most will remember it simply for the
controversy.