 
Music agent
Bernie Stein (Barry Feterman) has just about had it and, in his
mind, he's been screwed for the last time by the sludge he
represents. So he
decides to enlist the help of his nephew Frankie, an aspiring
mad scientist, in hopes of making the perfect rock star. It
seems little Frankie (Jayson Spence) has a knack for re-animating
dead body parts, a skill he mastered why working at the county
coroner’s office, and Bernie has an idea to bring his creation to
fruition.
With the help of Iggy, a long
haired drug-induced Igor (Hiram Jacob Segarra), and his band of
misfits, the remains of legendary rock stars are beginning to
disappear around the world. From Jimmy Hendrix's hand,
to Sid Vicious’ ass, to Keith Moon's leg, to Elvis' brain and
trademark sideburns, all these parts are being assembled to build
the ultimate rocker. Just as Frank is about to give his creation
life, Bernie realizes that his newest star is missing the most
important component and he quickly dispenses the gang to secure it.
The perpetual klutz Iggy accidental destroys Jim
Morrison's love tool and in a rush quickly grabs the closest
celebrity pecker he can get his hands on, unfortunately it turns out
to be Liberace’s.
The true test comes for Frankie
and his creature as the final pieces are put into place. With his
new life, the 'King' (Graig Guggenheim) struggles with an
overabundance of talent, the demands of the business, as well as
some unnatural urges. This all leads to a weird pseudo-psycho battle
between the big head (Elvis) and the little head (Liberace) in which
no one is safe. As his
star power and sex appeal continues to skyrocket, so does his
craving for dingleberries. All this confusion leaves him with only
one option, having his ‘fruity member’ removed, but, alas, this
proves too dangerous. Will the ‘King’ be able to come to grips with who and
what he is???
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Rock 'n' Roll Frankenstein
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1999
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About 95% of the
films I receive from aspiring filmmakers turn out to be 100% pure
crap. Most tend to fall into the trap of recycling themes
from their favorite films, rather than exploit their freedom of
expression. Originality, even on the indie circuit, can be a
rarity, and taking real chances, beyond buckets of blood and cheesy
SFX, happens even less frequently. As not only a fan of
horror, but film in general, I am always looking for films that push
the envelope, whether in story, dialog, theme, etc., and challenge
the viewer on every level. One film that does all this and a
whole lot more is the outrageously funny and highly controversial
"Rock 'n' Roll Frankenstein." From reading the
synopsis above you can surmise that
"Rock 'n' Roll Frankenstein" is a bizarre and
stimulating mix between "Rocky Horror" and "Young
Frankenstein". It takes the Frankenstein mythos,
modernizes it, slaps firmly on its ass (literally), and brings life
to a once-tired franchise. Director Brian O’Hara’s
well-crafted homage to bad taste reaches a new level of exquisite
execution which is very rare these days, and it throws away all
political correctness in the name of entertainment.
I highly recommend this film to all the visitors of the House
of Horrors.
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